Thursday, 31 May 2012

WHERE THE WATERS MEET





Glastonbury 2005 was the first time the Festival was in danger of being pulled , totally unthinkable .The story unfolds as follows . The meet and greet at the bottom of muddy lane was very busy , the weather was very hot and sticky , But every think had gone smoothly considering we had put a new one way system in round the main market area;s . To speed the setting up period even quicker . We had broke the back of the set up by mid evening Tuesday night , a new record .

At tea time on Tuesday night a blue Merc van with a a hippy type guy who I Knew his face previous festivals. I was explaining the one way system to him, as he wanted to drop some stuff at J market over by dance then head up the greenfield . I noticed he had 3 canoes strapped to the roof asking him “what are you going to do with 3 canoes at Glastonbury” . He replied “Not sure I put them up there on a whim , may be rig up some swings for the kids with them” “Yeah that could work” He drove off happy .

Meet and greet job done after resting the legs from four 16 hour shifts . It was Thursday night out on a jolly Avalon way . One thing led to an other made it back to my tent in New Holts 6 to 6.30 . Looking at the sky it was that dirty yellow pink grey colour and it was so warm . Or was it the cider I crashed . Only to be waked ,,by some one hammering on the roof of the tent . Opening the tent it was rain drops the size of gob stoppers . My son Niall ran over to me from a gazebo . “Dad there are little rivers are forming and running down the Jazz field”

Jumping out of the tent soaked in a nano second Niall ran back to the gazebo . Lighting of the fork type was hitting every couple of seconds scary stuff the jazz stage was hit . There was at least half a dozen small steams coming down the jazz field in to the main river behind us . One was in line with a friends stall I was banging on the side of her van waste deep in water . But at that stage it was clean water running over the grass . More like paddling up a chalk stream in Dorset than muddy puddles Glastonbury is noted for . The next 2 hours was mental trying to save traders stock, lightning strikes stages no power, porta cabins no power .

Then gliding round the corner at Babylon you guessed it the the guy from the blue Merc in a blue canoe . “The next time I see them on your roof I am going to confiscate them” He laughed . He must have been photographed a thousand times . It was nearly 11.30 .

More people were milling around . But the sky was looking that sickly colour it had done earlier . I needed a break checking the main river that runs though the middle of the site, it was dangerously high . For the first time ever I feared for the festival going ahead . Time for a Guinness . The back stage jazz bar was open . My mate Mike was in there he was on tour with the Coral armed with Guinness we sat at the opening of the tent as the havens opened for the second time . Mick looked at me . “Is this going to be cancelled or what”. I shrugged my shoulders . “Its looking very dodgy” . Michaels Land Rover pulled into the Jazz Back Stage area he was alone . With a very glum look on his face . Mike asked me “What is he doing here”?
YELLOW CROSS WERE THE WATERS MEET 

In the far corner of the back stage area 2 of the main rivers meet . He wandered of there alone for about 10 minutes . When he come back to the Land rover the rain was easing the sun was trying to get through . He turned smiled got in the Land Rover and drove off .I said to Mike . “The fesival is defiantly on” . I wandered over there to have a look myself it was on the verge of bursting its banks were the 2 streams met . I am thinking if it would of burst there it would of flooded the site , flood stop play . It must have been a close call , But if a farmer doesn’t know his own land than no one does
especially when there is so much at stake . 

2005 was a great festival hard work , but everyone helped each other With some sights to behold 


More Glasto Stories Soon . Norm  

Friday, 25 May 2012

SCOUSE Guardiola






No he has finished on a winning note please get your arse to Liverpool and save the day before its to late  watch highlights and review click link   http://www.soccer-blogger.com/2012/05/25/athletic-bilbao-vs-barcelona-0-3-highlights-copa-del-rey-2012-final-goals-pedro-messi-video-kings-cup-score/

Tuesday, 22 May 2012

Cole eyes Liverpool comeback





Joe Cole is hoping to fight his way back into the Liverpool team when his loan term with French side Lille expires.
The former Chelsea star appeared to have no future at Anfield after being marginalised by manager Kenny Dalglish, who took the reins from Roy Hodgson last January.
However, following the Scot's sacking, the 30-year old now has a chance to impress any new manager and has set his sights on staying with the club.
"I haven't had any conversations with Liverpool, but as it stands I'm back there for pre-season,” .
"When you don't know who the manager is going to be you cannot do much else really. I'm hoping to make it at Liverpool," he added.
The 56-times capped England international netted nine goals during his time in Ligue 1, helping Rudi Garcia's side qualify for the Champions League for a second consecutive season.
He has regularly featured in a central attacking role for the French giants this term, a position which he believes he will occupy for the rest of his career.
"My time at Lille has been extremely positive. I’ve moved back from the wing into a more central midfield role and I have thrived there.
"It's my best position, I was doing it at 19 for West Ham.
"The days of me running down the wing are over, I see my future in the middle now. It's where I can get my foot on the ball and get the best out of myself."
Cole, who was left out of Roy Hodgson's England squad for Euro 2012 last week, also refuses to give up on his international career.
"England has gone in a different direction and there's nothing I can do about that. But I still believe I could play in two years' time at the World Cup in Brazil.
"I won’t give up. I'm going away for a couple of weeks but then I'll start training by myself to keep ticking over in case I'm in the Olympic squad. That would be brilliant."

We could of done with Joe last season . Not one of Kenny's better decisions 


Monday, 21 May 2012

THE BOOT ROOM IS A COLD AND LONELY PLACE




The boxes are piled up in the corner with old boots falling out . There is odd socks slung all over the place . Old unsold programmes are littering the floor . The light has stopped working ,most of the shelves are falling off the wall . The door will only open a third of a way . As I strain my head round the door, peering in , my touch flickering around nervously . A voice behind begs me not to go any further . But I can not resist taking my first step into the darkness . There is a muffled three way conversation/argument strikes up in the darkness It makes me jump kicking a old kettle into a tea cup it smashes . Making me yelp the door slams behind me . Dropping the touch it is pitch blackness the muffled voices get louder louder louder LOUDER LOUDER !! SHITTTTT!!!!!.


The boot room 

I wake up sweating turning my lap top on to news that Frank,de Boer . Has ruled him self out of the Liverpool job . Following Brendan Rogers decision a few days ago . Have we got are selves in a position of being unmanageable? . It has got to be down to the owners . What signals are they sending out . When and if, we ever get the Boot room mentality back . Where the owners just trust the team management to come up with the goods . With the Americans I am convinced they do not and will not grasp that . Making Liverpool not a good managerial prospect , it is proving to be the case . Out of all the candidates that have been mentioned . The only one who stands a chance of working with the Americans is Rafa . He has been down this road before . But I think all the persuading will have to be done on the Americans side . They have got to start thinking the Liverpool way . Other wise the boot room will stay a lonely and cold place for ever YNWA........

Sunday, 20 May 2012

SUPER CUP FOR PAST WINNERS






Last night Stan Collymore was tweeting about a Super Cup knockout for all the past winner's of the European Cup. I like the thought of it ,but when will it be played?. He also went on to say that the trophy would be the same as the one now but in gold . Also a nice thought . But I tweeted to him the fact it would be to predicable . The four semi finalist was a no brainier it would be Liverpool,Notts Forest,Aston Villa , Steaua Bucuresti . 

But jokes apart there are 23 different winners after Chelsea winning from 10 countries . But I am sure the odd number would be the least of the problem of setting it up. But its a interesting idea Stan . WHAT DO YOU THINK ??????



ClubWinnersRunners-upYears wonYears runners-up
Spain Real Madrid93195619571958195919601966199820002002196219641981
Italy Milan7419631969198919901994200320071958199319952005
England Liverpool521977197819811984200519852007
Germany Bayern Munich45197419751976200119821987199920102012
Spain Barcelona431992200620092011196119861994
Netherlands Ajax42197119721973199519691996
England Manchester United
3

2
19681999200820092011
Italy Internazionale3219641965201019671972
Portugal Benfica251961196219631965196819881990
Italy Juventus251985199619731983199719982003
England Nottingham Forest2019791980
Portugal Porto2019872004
Scotland Celtic1119671970
Germany Hamburg1119831980
Romania Steaua BucureÅŸti1119861989
France Marseille1119931991
England Chelsea1120122008
Netherlands Feyenoord101970
England Aston Villa101982
Netherlands PSV Eindhoven101988
Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslavia Red Star Belgrade101991
Germany Borussia Dortmund101997

[edit]AND CHAVSKI

Saturday, 19 May 2012

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL HOME ADVANTAGE SEEMS TO COUNT


ROME 1983





Well Chelsea have their work cut out tonight in Munich . In Champion League /European Cup only 4 teams have manage to over come the home advantage of their opponents . Whether it be in their home country or their actual home stadium . In fact only one team has come out victorious when the team they were playing was at their own stadium . That was the mighty Liverpool in the Olympic Stadium in Rome against Roma in 1983 . So Chelsea will have to make it 2 teams to lift the silverware . Here are the stats


VICTORYS FOR TEAMS WHO'S OPPONENTS HAD HOME STADIUM ADVANTAGE

1983–84 England Liverpool 1–1*[B] Roma Italy Stadio Olimpico, Rome 69,693



VICTORYS FOR TEAMS WHO'S OPPONENTS HAD HOME COUNTRY ADVANTAGE


1955–56 Spain Real Madrid 4–3 Stade de Reims France Parc des Princes, Paris 38,239
1985–86 Romania Steaua BucureÈ™ti 0–0*[C] Barcelona
Spain Estadio Ramón Sánchez Pizjuán, Seville 70,000

2008–09 Spain Barcelona 2–0 Manchester United England Stadio Olimpico, Rome 62,467

DEFEATS FOR TEAMS WHOS OPPENENTS HAD HOME STADIUM ADVANTAGE

1964–65 Italy Internazionale 1–0 Benfica Portugal San Siro, Milan 85,000

DEFEATS FOR TEAMS WHOS OPPENENTS HAD HOME COUNTRY ADVANTAGE


1967–68 England Manchester United 4–1 Benfica Portugal Wembley Stadium, London 92,225

1971–72 Netherlands Ajax 2–0 Internazionale Italy De Kuip, Rotterdam 67,000

1977–78 England Liverpool 1–0 Club Brugge Belgium Wembley Stadium, London 92,000

1995–96 Italy Juventus 1–1*[F] Ajax Netherlands Stadio Olimpico, Rome 67,000

1996–97 Germany Borussia Dortmund 3–1 Juventus Italy Olympiastadion, Munich 59,000

SO CHELSEA YOU WILL HAVE TO DO A LIVERPOOL !GOOD LUCK!
WELL THEY DID SHIT!!!!!


THE RICHEST GAME IN FOOTBALL







Today Blackpool take on West Ham in what’s is billed as the richest game in the world . With a place in the Prem at stake . For me my loyalty's are split between the two sides . I always want as many Northern teams in the Prem as possible . What with Blackpool having brought so many goals and crazy games to the league a season ago , it would be great to see them get back there . Also with Ian Holloway’s mad cap interviews pepping up MOTD to boot . There supporters have been brilliant as well . Living in a party town like Blackpool must give you unique skills.

Then there is West Ham . I have always said if I was born in London West Ham would be my team . They seem to be the only true London team (Bobby Moore, Hurst, Peters ) Alf Garnet and of course Ray Winstone . I think every ones perfect drinking partner to chat about footie and life would be Ray .(especially if Jamie was there as well ) no offence Ray . Every West ham supporter I have known has been a sound person proper Cockney's. But as I wrote in an earlier blog I think it would be wrong for them to move to that Olympic Stadium ….........Upton Park is West Ham ,West Ham is Upton Park . Fuck moving to a corporate SOUL LESS HOLE …..


My Biggest wish , that today’s game would have been Southampton v Reading . Then I would of not bothered watching, let alone writing about it . So at times like this you wish both teams luck hope for a cracking game . The losers will have a bit of extra cash . Spend wisely then it will be the Prem for you next time . Good luck.........

SO IT WILL BE RAY WINSTONE AND CO GETTING PISSED TONIGHT . UNLUCKY BLACKPOOL

Friday, 18 May 2012

MARTINEZ A CHARITY HAND OUT

Dave Whelan Knows the game 





Hearing comments by Dave Whelan about Liverpool having lost all its heart has, confermed what I feel .Him saying about their trip to Anfield earlier this year . "There was know one in the board room", no one around the place was emplty , "The club has lost all its heart"  The club  have had manager after manager over the last to 2 years. We are run by people who wanted to change the rules of English Football have elephants on the pitch all sorts shit tacky gimicks . We are owned by people who run and own a fucking rounders team . I respeced Dave Whelan the fact he will let Liverpool approach Martinez . He is that English old time football character that Liverpool need . Not some money chasing yanks that hide under the guise of wanting to bring Liverpool back to its true greatness . When all the time it is dollar signs in their eyes . Constantly patronizing the club and its supporters. Fuck money ball .

My first comment after the Hicks and Gillette took over the club was . "THEY WILL TRY TO RIP US OFF ,OR WE WILL TRY TO RIP THEM OFF" . Sadly I was right . When FSG took over the club I would like to say I thought different . But I don't . If some one like  Dave Whelan was to go in for the club I would be a lot happier . Some one from these Islands who has football in their blood . I feel like Dave Whelan is feeling sorry for Liverpool letting us talk to Martinez . As his honor as a English Football icon to let his manager go. So he can save a great football club .That would be his contribution , After all he will go and appoint a new manager who will give heart and sole to  Wigan Football Club . Because he knows what makes English Football tick . With his comments about his trip to Anfield this season,   I think he genuinely fears for the future of are club . We are in big danger of going down the same road Leeds did . Kenny saw this it was worrying the fuck out of him . He would of turned the club around . But not with the current owners . Who are after a quick buck . But keeping their cards close to there chest . 


Liverpool supporters, we are heading back to square one. The ship is taking on water and listing again . This time it might go down . I hope not, but we have lost the skipper who has Liverpool Football Club in his blood . If that is not indication of how much trouble we are potently in, then nothing is. YNWA 

Thursday, 17 May 2012

Well Done Cheltenham Trip To Wembley

AFTER A WEEK OF GAS EXPLOSIONS AND TERRORIST BOMB SCARES CHELTENHAM TOWN ARE AT WEMBLEY WELL DONE click link http://www.footballtoday.org.uk/eng4_play_off/602530/Cheltenham-vs-TorquayU.-highlights/



EURO 2012 REVIEW (DENMARK)



OLD FOX 

Morten Olsen has confirmed 20 of the Denmark players he will take to UEFA EURO 2012, with three further call-ups to be announced by 24 May at the latest.
Perhaps the most surprising inclusion is Évian Thonon Gaillard FC midfielder Thomas Kahlenberg, who has not been involved with the national team since autumn 2010. "He has played many games recently, and we have seen them all," said Olsen. "He may not be a fast player, but he is a fast-thinking player, and he can be a good asset at the tournament."
In addition to the 20 definite names, Manchester United FC goalkeeper Anders Lindegaard, TSG 1899 Hoffenheim defender Jannik Vestergaard and FC Groningen forward Nicklas Pedersen have also been invited to join Denmark's training camp. The hopeful trio, though, are not assured of making up the remainder of the final squad next week. "I am at least going to watch the games this coming weekend before I decide," said Olsen.
Denmark face Brazil on 26 May and Australia on 2 June in their two pre-finals friendlies. Seven days later they meet the Netherlands in their opening Group B match in Kharkiv before switching to Lviv to play Portugal and Germany.
Denmark squad
Goalkeepers:Thomas Sørensen (Stoke City FC), Stephan Andersen (Évian Thonon Gaillard FC).
Defenders:Lars Jacobsen (FC København), Daniel Wass (Évian Thonon Gaillard FC), Daniel Agger (Liverpool FC), Simon Kjær (AS Roma), Andreas Bjelland (FC Nordsjælland), Simon Poulsen (AZ Alkmaar).
Midifelders:Christian Poulsen (Évian Thonon Gaillard FC), Jakob Poulsen (FC Midtjylland), William Kvist (1. FC Nürnberg), Niki Zimling (Club Brugge KV), Thomas Kahlenberg (Évian Thonon Gaillard FC), Christian Eriksen (AFC Ajax), Michael Silberbauer (BSC Young Boys), Lasse Schøne (NEC Nijmegen).
Forwards:Dennis Rommedahl (Brøndby IF), Nicklas Bendtner (Sunderland AFC), Michael Krohn-Dehli (Brøndby IF), Tobias Mikkelsen (FC Nordsjælland).
 Nicklas Bendtner
Daniel Agger he will shine 

L. Jacobsen M. Jorgensen
M. Vingaard FC Copenhagen Players COULD THESE THREE BE THE ONES MISSING WATCH HIGHLIGHTS OF THEIR GAME TODAY CLICK LInk 


THE 1992 WIN 

June 1992 may not have been the best month for decorating kitchens, but it is loaded with memories for football romantics everywhere. After failing to qualify, Denmark were invited to replace Yugoslavia at the last minute, and they gladly ditched their summer plans to become unlikely champions of Europe.
"I should have put in a new kitchen but then we were called away to play in Sweden," recalled Danish coach Richard Møller Nielsen shortly after their triumph. "The kitchen is finished now. I had a professional decorator do it." Although clearly professionals in their own domain, there was an appealingly ramshackle feel about this Denmark side, and altogether they had just two weeks to prepare after Yugoslavia were barred because of the developing Balkan crisis.
In a further blow to their prospects, brilliant playmaker Michael Laudrup decided against taking part, so it was no surprise when they began by drawing with a workmanlike England team 0-0. Nor were there any shocks when they succumbed 1-0 to their Swedish hosts, who were given real attacking verve by newcomers Tomas Brolin and Martin Dahlin. What was more out of place was the 2-1 victory over Michel Platini's France in their last Group 1 outing which earned them a semi-final berth as runners-up to Sweden.
If the changes blowing through the continent had affected Group 1, they were also keenly felt in Group 2, where Germany fielded a unified team for the first and the now-dissolved USSR competed as the Commonwealth of Independent States (CIS). Holders the Netherlands came out on top, however, with exciting young striker Dennis Bergkamp making the difference against the CIS before scoring in their 3-1 win over second-placed Germany.
Bergkamp also found the target for the Netherlands in the semi-finals, yet with Henrik Larsen striking twice for Denmark it took Frank Rijkaard's late equaliser to take the match into extra time. And with no more goals forthcoming, exuberant shot-stopper Peter Schmeichel added to the buzz surrounding his displays by denying 1988 hero Marco van Basten in the shoot-out, diving low to his left to catapult the Danes into the final.
Møller Nielsen's men were far from finished there. Facing Berti Vogts's Germany in Gothenburg after Karlheinz Riedle's brace had eliminated Sweden 3-2, they stunned the watching world when John Jensen drove in after 18 minutes. Goals were a rarity for the midfielder but this was no ordinary tournament and Kim Vilfort completed the fairytale by adding a second. Try as the Germans might to hit back, an inspired Schmeichel kept out everything that was thrown at him– including the kitchen sink.
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