Sunday, 12 February 2012

Evra and Man u THINGS TO COME


Many media outlets have commented on . How Evra is such an intelligent man he can speak 4 languages . He is a new type of footballer . A footballer that  uses the so called politically correct changes to his!!! stroke teams""" advantage . To me he is an intelligent head worker . He understands the way that modern football works and the dark road it is heading down . Let me put a imaginary spin on it to explain my point.

In the year 2020 Huddersfield England . Frank Dobson had no Qualifications left school . But was destined to become England’s football Captain an incredible young prospect . But he failed his written test that enabled him to become a professional footballer . His young head was spinning all he wanted to do was play football . He lost all confer-dance and never made the grade a big loss to football fans every where.

The things that a player can do and can not do was 86 pages long and that’s nothing to do with football. It would fry any working class lad or girl wanting to become a Processional Footballer.

The players in ten years are of a low standards they can not express themselves with football skill. They are in fear of breaking the hundreds of politicly correct rules . That could be used against them or their team on or of the field in the media or in court. Players had to fork out for on pitch lawyers going out lawyers farting lawyers T.V lawyers and so on. The week before 3 players were given straight reds for speaking within a metre of a T.V microphone . The fans lost patience with the game football went into free fall . Attendances plummeted T.V ratings dived hundreds of football pundits ended on the scrap heap . Or brown nosed their way into the Golf world.

The likes of Evra have started to take football down this road . He is a footballer he should know its all about football if its not the game will die. Things are said on a one to one basis on a football pitch . If in some way he was upset by what was said. He should of answered it with his skill as a footballer. Not go off the pitch opening a can of worms were no one is going to benefit.

Suarez is a player I have followed long before he arrived at Liverpool. He only thinks about playing football and loves it . Now for allegedly saying something he did have no idea was offensive his career could be in tatters. Liverpool have protected him because he meant no malice what so ever. They can also seen the long term future of the game if opposing teams start to play this game.

If there is blame to be laid at Liverpool’s door is that . At training players should be guided when fooling around like (Johnston and Suarez) to advise “Hey lads it al-right to say them things to each other” “But some sad bastard might use that against you on the pitch” Ok we failed there. This would have been so strange to a player like Suarez all he wants to do is play football and entertain.

If Suarez really abused Evra, why would Evra shake his hand? If Suarez didn't, why would he shake Evra's hand? The truth was there YNWA  

Saturday, 11 February 2012

L.F.C MANAGERS COMMENTS ON MAN U

Here are some comments Liverpool Managers have made on Man u affairs over the years .


(1)  Eric Cantona

Got upset when some young skinny . Crystal Palace supporter shouted some think like big nose .Cantona  launched himself at the kid in Kung Fu style at full force . The kid was lucky to escape serious injury not to mention at least half a dozen people around him . It was a broken neck lunge . He served a lengthy ban and was welcomed back at Old Trafford a hero .......

Liverpools Managers Comments   FUCK ALL


(2)  Rio Ferdinand


Where was he before the drugs test

Liverpools Managers Comments   FUCK ALL




(3) Wayne Rooney

Holding a gun to the clubs head. Leading to grovelling TV press conferences by the manager.




Liverpools Managers Comments   FUCK ALL



(4) David Beckham


Receiving an eye injury from a fuming drunken manager. He left not long after.

Liverpools Managers Comments   FUCK ALL

(5)Ryan Giggs

Getting the sports personality of the year award. Being called the perfect role model for any young aspiring sports person . All the time out shagging every night including his brothers wife . Dragging the Clubs name in the shit across social networks. Due to some farcical gagging order.


Liverpools Managers Comments   FUCK ALL



To name but a few .

So keep your whisky nose out of are affairs . People who live in glass house should not throw stones .
No manager should comment on the affairs and running of any club other than their own. Criticizing  actual play on the field is the deal .

WHISKEY NOSE YOU HAVE STEPPED OVER THE LINE!!!!!!







Friday, 10 February 2012

FOOTBALLERS ARE NOT BANKERS

News and media channels recently have tried to compare footballers wages with the wages and bonuses that bankers receive . With the argument  why be upset at the money bankers get when footballers are on £200.000k a week .

GAZZA IN HIS PRIME
Personally I could not give a toss how much footballers get paid . For me they have just got to tick one box that when that white line is crossed they give a 100% for the club . I don't care if they were crossing white lines of an other sort the night before in a other club . Out with this model or that bimbo drinking this or drinking that as long as they give there all and do the job on the pitch . If they do not deliver this well they are up the road many  footballer has ended up on the scrap heap in their early 20s. No pension plan there or if there was it has a good chance of being wiped out by the actions of greedy bankers . If a footballers career lasts any where near  20years  he or she will be very lucky . So they very much have to keep one eye on the future . So big wages boot deals media appearances go along way to putting minds at rest . So they can give their best for what ever club they are involved with.

GAZZA NOT ALL THAT LONG AFTER
Bankers get huge wages bonuses for what ever happens as the credit crunch proves . Bankers careers can last  50 years plus plenty of time to financially secure their family's for generations to come. With one stroke of a pen or push of a button. so to compere the two occupations is ridiculous .

BOB DIAMOND THE PARASITE THEN
BOB DIAMOND THE PARASITE NOW


Footballers are the same as the working class supporter . They just get a large sums of money over a sort period of time . Which in most cases has got to be used wisely to finance the rest of their lives .. Countless footballers have fell on stoney ground and will continue to do so . You very rarely hear of bankers who have ended up that way  . With Footballers we pay for skill . With bankers we pay for every think WANKERS

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Thursday, 9 February 2012

Suarez v Soulless hole (Old Trafford)

 Today when Suarez plays it will change Old Trafford . Here are a few things that are normal on match days.

*No atmosphere . (including when they play liverpool)

**void of any meaningfull or witty songs .

***There are no songs

****Lack of abillty to get behind the team. The song "YOU ONLY SING WHEN YOUR WINNING" had to of been created with Old Trafford in mind.

*****Strange Smell stays in the nostrals for days after .

*******To sum it up in one simple statment is


ITS A FUCKING SOUL-LESS HOLE (on a hiped up industrial estate



Today all attention will be on Suarez . He can change Old Trafford back to being to a Soul-less hole in one swift move . They will be more worried about that every time he gets the ball.I have watched Suarez play for three years now. He will relish that fact and nail them . The Mancs will be watching Suarez more than their own players he will love that . He will take it as a cup final bide his time and punish them.......


OLD TRAFFORD WILL NEVER BE THIS!!!!



Harry Redknapp or Arthur Daley





What are we going get with Harry Redknapp him or Arthur Daley . Or do we care. Well on the Arthur Daley front Harry is Arthur and we love him for it . We all know he is a lover able rogue the public and collegues take him under their protective wings. We seem to know his faults but love him for that. His wheeler dealer ways are legendary in the transfer merry go round . Making shrewd moves for players as if he was buying and selling cars. He bends the rules slightly but as with Arthur Daley every one around him takes that for granted . As for minders he has got everyone round him they will all naturally protect him from whatever . As the recent court case has just shown . So will it be good for England???

Yes when a team want to protect a manager you tend to get a fighting team . Harrys teams always show fight if any team needs that England do .


So what is against him taking the England job I should imagain he would take a lot of people with him . It is no secret that Harry likes a gang round him . Its most certain it will be jobs for the boys. He has already said in the past he might get bored without the day to day training. Interaction with the players and lack of competitive games .


But as with Arthur Daley the person who will have the final say will be

HER IN DOORS . Mrs Redknapp



Senior career*
Years Team Apps† (Gls)†
1965–1972 West Ham United 149 (7)
1972–1976 Bournemouth 101 (5)
1976 Brentford 1 (0)
1976–1979 Seattle Sounders[2] 24 (0)
1982 Bournemouth 1 (0)
Total 276 (12)
Teams managed
1983–1992 Bournemouth
1994–2001 West Ham United
2002–2004 Portsmouth
2004–2005 Southampton
2005–2008 Portsmouth
2008– Tottenham Hotspur

Wednesday, 8 February 2012

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