Saturday, 11 February 2012

L.F.C MANAGERS COMMENTS ON MAN U

Here are some comments Liverpool Managers have made on Man u affairs over the years .


(1)  Eric Cantona

Got upset when some young skinny . Crystal Palace supporter shouted some think like big nose .Cantona  launched himself at the kid in Kung Fu style at full force . The kid was lucky to escape serious injury not to mention at least half a dozen people around him . It was a broken neck lunge . He served a lengthy ban and was welcomed back at Old Trafford a hero .......

Liverpools Managers Comments   FUCK ALL


(2)  Rio Ferdinand


Where was he before the drugs test

Liverpools Managers Comments   FUCK ALL




(3) Wayne Rooney

Holding a gun to the clubs head. Leading to grovelling TV press conferences by the manager.




Liverpools Managers Comments   FUCK ALL



(4) David Beckham


Receiving an eye injury from a fuming drunken manager. He left not long after.

Liverpools Managers Comments   FUCK ALL

(5)Ryan Giggs

Getting the sports personality of the year award. Being called the perfect role model for any young aspiring sports person . All the time out shagging every night including his brothers wife . Dragging the Clubs name in the shit across social networks. Due to some farcical gagging order.


Liverpools Managers Comments   FUCK ALL



To name but a few .

So keep your whisky nose out of are affairs . People who live in glass house should not throw stones .
No manager should comment on the affairs and running of any club other than their own. Criticizing  actual play on the field is the deal .

WHISKEY NOSE YOU HAVE STEPPED OVER THE LINE!!!!!!







Friday, 10 February 2012

FOOTBALLERS ARE NOT BANKERS

News and media channels recently have tried to compare footballers wages with the wages and bonuses that bankers receive . With the argument  why be upset at the money bankers get when footballers are on £200.000k a week .

GAZZA IN HIS PRIME
Personally I could not give a toss how much footballers get paid . For me they have just got to tick one box that when that white line is crossed they give a 100% for the club . I don't care if they were crossing white lines of an other sort the night before in a other club . Out with this model or that bimbo drinking this or drinking that as long as they give there all and do the job on the pitch . If they do not deliver this well they are up the road many  footballer has ended up on the scrap heap in their early 20s. No pension plan there or if there was it has a good chance of being wiped out by the actions of greedy bankers . If a footballers career lasts any where near  20years  he or she will be very lucky . So they very much have to keep one eye on the future . So big wages boot deals media appearances go along way to putting minds at rest . So they can give their best for what ever club they are involved with.

GAZZA NOT ALL THAT LONG AFTER
Bankers get huge wages bonuses for what ever happens as the credit crunch proves . Bankers careers can last  50 years plus plenty of time to financially secure their family's for generations to come. With one stroke of a pen or push of a button. so to compere the two occupations is ridiculous .

BOB DIAMOND THE PARASITE THEN
BOB DIAMOND THE PARASITE NOW


Footballers are the same as the working class supporter . They just get a large sums of money over a sort period of time . Which in most cases has got to be used wisely to finance the rest of their lives .. Countless footballers have fell on stoney ground and will continue to do so . You very rarely hear of bankers who have ended up that way  . With Footballers we pay for skill . With bankers we pay for every think WANKERS

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Thursday, 9 February 2012

Suarez v Soulless hole (Old Trafford)

 Today when Suarez plays it will change Old Trafford . Here are a few things that are normal on match days.

*No atmosphere . (including when they play liverpool)

**void of any meaningfull or witty songs .

***There are no songs

****Lack of abillty to get behind the team. The song "YOU ONLY SING WHEN YOUR WINNING" had to of been created with Old Trafford in mind.

*****Strange Smell stays in the nostrals for days after .

*******To sum it up in one simple statment is


ITS A FUCKING SOUL-LESS HOLE (on a hiped up industrial estate



Today all attention will be on Suarez . He can change Old Trafford back to being to a Soul-less hole in one swift move . They will be more worried about that every time he gets the ball.I have watched Suarez play for three years now. He will relish that fact and nail them . The Mancs will be watching Suarez more than their own players he will love that . He will take it as a cup final bide his time and punish them.......


OLD TRAFFORD WILL NEVER BE THIS!!!!



Harry Redknapp or Arthur Daley





What are we going get with Harry Redknapp him or Arthur Daley . Or do we care. Well on the Arthur Daley front Harry is Arthur and we love him for it . We all know he is a lover able rogue the public and collegues take him under their protective wings. We seem to know his faults but love him for that. His wheeler dealer ways are legendary in the transfer merry go round . Making shrewd moves for players as if he was buying and selling cars. He bends the rules slightly but as with Arthur Daley every one around him takes that for granted . As for minders he has got everyone round him they will all naturally protect him from whatever . As the recent court case has just shown . So will it be good for England???

Yes when a team want to protect a manager you tend to get a fighting team . Harrys teams always show fight if any team needs that England do .


So what is against him taking the England job I should imagain he would take a lot of people with him . It is no secret that Harry likes a gang round him . Its most certain it will be jobs for the boys. He has already said in the past he might get bored without the day to day training. Interaction with the players and lack of competitive games .


But as with Arthur Daley the person who will have the final say will be

HER IN DOORS . Mrs Redknapp



Senior career*
Years Team Apps† (Gls)†
1965–1972 West Ham United 149 (7)
1972–1976 Bournemouth 101 (5)
1976 Brentford 1 (0)
1976–1979 Seattle Sounders[2] 24 (0)
1982 Bournemouth 1 (0)
Total 276 (12)
Teams managed
1983–1992 Bournemouth
1994–2001 West Ham United
2002–2004 Portsmouth
2004–2005 Southampton
2005–2008 Portsmouth
2008– Tottenham Hotspur

Wednesday, 8 February 2012

footiestories + music tales: Street Footie Liverpool style

footiestories + music tales: Street Footie Liverpool style: Growing up in Liverpool playing football in the street . I would oftern wondered who invented the diffrent types of games we played. I remem...

Street Footie Liverpool style

Liverpool team training in the main stand car park 
Growing up in Liverpool playing football in the street . I would oftern wondered who invented the diffrent types of games we played. I remember being told by one of my older in the know mates that a lot of them stemed from Melwood . This has always stuck in my head so with Mellwood always being on the telly I have decided to investagate.

The one game that is most likley to have a conection to Mellwood that I can put my finger on is S.P.O.T . A one touch game you had to score in a chalk drawn goal on a wall . If you missed you were on S . The next player would have a easy penlty shot to start again .(Sort of football squash) When you reached SPOT you were out. I remember full stops commers and underlining comming into play for longer games.



At Melwood there was four large wooden walls that the players would use. So I can see that one having some wieght behind it. At Melwood Shankly introduced fitness training, including diet assessment, and skills training including using an artificial goal painted on a convenient wall, split into eight sections which he would demand the players hit each time.



Sixty Seconds was a another game (Headers and volleys and Goalkeeper training) The keeper counts to sixty when he concedes from a header or a full volley he starts from zero . But the strikers have to score twice and so on. When the keeper reaches sixty the strikers have only one chance when a strikers misses he goes in goal...It was rumored Keegan and Toshack would train this way a lot it makes sense

Who knows is that what Suarez and Surridge are up to at the moment. It would be great if they could get to the level that Keegan and Toshack did.




There was also a five a side game we would play called saddles were you would have to hit the goal posts instead of scoring goals.Double score if you hit the bar It was also two touch so the movement was the key to the game not a game for the unfit . So did this game have its origin on the fields of Melwood I don,t know . But if so we should stop using it now the number times we have hit the woodwork this season.


Then there was 3 and in (Wembley down south) The game that is know for the quicker you score the quicker you rest . The way games pan out rest is so important. (Its is a knackering game) I could not imagine what it would be like to play with top class professionals


So have these games got links with pro football training camps??? .

WHAT DO YOU THINK ????? DID YOU PLAY ANY OTHER STREET FOOTIE GAMES